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Some mineralists.5. What do you get when you cross a mine with a train? A choo-choo-ore.6. Why are miners always cold? Because they’re always working on coal-mines.7. How does a pickaxe communicate? It uses a mineral shout.8. Why should you never put dirt in your shoes? It’s a miner inconvenience.9. What do miners put in their hair? Gem-alto.10. Why did the miner break up with his girlfriend? She took him for granite.11. How do miners keep their helmets shining? They use headlight fluid.12. Why did the miner take his dog down the mine? To get some collaries.13. How does a miner write musical notes? With mineral graphite.14. What do you say when you’re inviting a miner to your party? Coal over sometime!15. Why are miners good detectives? They always find clues in mineral deposits.16. What do you get when you cross a miner with a snowman? Frostbite.17. How do miners celebrate St. Patrick’s Day? They go to the local shale-i.18. How do you make a miner laugh? Just coal ’em up and say something funny.19. Why do miners wear black shoes? To coal off duty.20. What’s a miner’s favorite breakfast food? Mineral-weaver.Digging Up Some Humor (Double Entendre Puns for Mining Puns)1. “I struck gold when I found you.”2. Digging deep into the earth has always been my passion.3. “I’m a miner and I’m here to excavate your heart.”4. “Let’s mine each other’s hearts for gems.”5. I’m gonna dig deep into your love and never come up for air.6. “Get ready to be explored like a mineral deposit.”7. I want to be the coal to your fire.8. “You’re the uranium to my nuclear reactor.”9. “I’m digging you more and more each day.”10. “We’re like a mine shaft, dark and mysterious.”11. “You give me the same feeling as striking a vein of

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Stickman Battle is an entertaining strategy and action game where you have to try and destroy the statue in your enemy's territory as you avoid letting enemies destroy your own statue, all while controlling an army of stick men.The way Stickman Battle works is as follows: there are two types of characters, miners and warriors. Miners excavate gold, with which you can buy more miners or more warriors. Warriors defend your territory and attack the enemy. The more miners you have excavating gold, the more miners and warriors you can create.Advertisement Remove ads and more with TurboAt the bottom of the screen you see three buttons, related to the tactics you want to use against your enemies. You can choose to adopt a defensive strategy to protect your statue, or you can choose to attack your enemy before their army grows. At the same time, it is important maintain a high level of miners to generate enough money to cover your army's losses before they have to retreat. The first to destroy their enemy's statue wins. Stickman Battle is a fun game, perfect for 5-10 minute games where your strategic ability is key to victory.

Cryptocurrencies. Miners use one or several graphics processing units to mine Monero. It’s both relatively cheap and efficient to build a mining rig comprising of GPUs. A standard Monero mining rig consists of a motherboard, a processor, and a rig frame that houses the graphics cards.ASIC Mining: ASIC stands for Application-Specific Integrated Circuits, which refer to specific devices that perform crypto mining. Compared to the above methods, ASIC mining can produce a lot of Monero because of its higher computational/processing power. Normally companies who announce a new version of their ASIC miners are flaked with criticism from the crypto community. Since ASIC miners have more computational power than other miners, there is a fear that they rob other miners of equal opportunities. The miners who use CPUs and GPUs cannot keep up with ASIC miners in hash speeds and earnings. There are reports that ASIC miners have influenced various cryptocurrencies’ economies by investing in ASIC farms. However, the list of cryptocurrencies does not include Ethereum.Cloud mining: Cloud mining is arguably one of the best ways to mine Monero alongside pool mining. It’s a process where miners pay an entity (normally a big company) to rent out their mining rigs. This is usually fixed in an agreement where all the earnings the rig makes, get transferred to the miner’s crypto wallet. Cloud mining services usually have large mining facilities consisting of several mining rigs. Using this combined computational value, they can offer mining services on a large scale better than others. Individuals who do not have sufficient money to invest in mining rigs themselves can avail this service for mining cryptocurrency. However, one disadvantage related to cloud mining is that you have to pay the money upfront means that you will not get your money back if the price of Monero drops. You also will not be able to change the hardware and software provided by the cloud mining company.Solo Mining: Mining alone or solo mining seems to be the most plausible method of mining. But the degree of competition is high because of the number of participants involved in the