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LAST STOP LARRIMAH on HBO (US) and Netflix (international) is a true-crime documentary that will make your jaw drop. Perfect if you enjoyed Tiger King. However, this one takes place in Australia, but that just makes for a whole new set of toughness. Read our full Last Stop Larrimah review here!LAST STOP LARRIMAH is a new HBO documentary – released on Netflix internationally. It’s a true crime case about a missing person, but nothing is as it seems. What makes it so very entertaining (and yes, that is the correct word for this documentary) is the fact that the people in this are very umm unique.They live in a tiny town in the Australian outback. We’re talking about a very rural area where it’s an all-day project to go grocery shopping. If you enjoyed watching Tiger King, then you absolutely must watch this one as well. Once you think you have an idea of what happened, a new angle is introduced. Everyone has their own agenda – and their own enemies.Continue reading our Last Stop Larrimah documentary review below. Find it on HBO as a movie in the US, and on Netflix in other countries as a two-part series.That escalated quicklyThe Last Stop Larrimah documentary focuses on how one day in December of 2017, Paddy Moriarty and his dog Kellie left the local pub and vanished. Paddy (and his dog Kellie) were missing and it became local news. Especially as it seems impossible to vanish in such a small town in the middle of nowhere. Surely, he couldn’t just vanish… unless someone made sure he did.Larrimah is a very small and remote town nestled deep in the Australian Outback. The town has just 11 residents and as we’re first introduced to the town, it’s described as a wonderful place with friendly people.Well, that image doesn’t last very long and it escalates quite quickly from there.Over the course of the documentary, which is told in five chapters with appropriate titles, we become familiar with the long history of infighting. The remaining 10 residents become suspects though some are clearly looked at more than others. While no definite answers are given – this isn’t actually the point of the documentary – we follow the investigation that leads to Paddy being declared dead.The 11 eccentric residents of LarrimahThe actual point of this documentary is to show how the smallest of towns can struggle with huge issues. Larrimah’s quirky history does start out as a wonderful story. An Outback town full of happy – usually drunk – people. A town that was once a truly close-knit community. However, small-town drama is no joke and you can only push someone so far before someone goes missing.Or so it would seem.Also, it should be noted that a remote town like Larrimah does tend to attract somewhat eccentric people.The 11 residents of Larrimah are certainly worthy of getting the “eccentric” label.There’s Barry Sharpe, who owns the Larrimah Hotel & Pub, and a beefy pet crocodile. To be

For a fireman. Tractors For a long time now, I've had an obsession with tractors. When I was little, all I asked for for my birthday was tractor related stuff. I had tractor toys, tractor stationary, tractor bags. When I was 17, my parents bought me my very first tractor. It was a bit rusty, but I was just elated ... The Irishman and the burning pub Local firemen are called to put out a fire at a nearby pub. Sure enough, when they arrive, the entire pub is up in flames.They rush in to search for survivors and find an unconscious Irishman covered in soot. They pull him from the pub and shake him awake. "What happened?! How did the fir... A young man with no arms and no legs dreamed of becoming a fireman. His mother didn't have the heart to discourage him, even though she knew there was no way he could be a firefighter. To her surprise, when she picked him up after his interview, he excitedly told her that they had taken him on, he was finally a real firefighter! His mother congratulated him,... Three little boys were bragging about their dads The first boy says "My dad's a fireman! He's so fast, he can throw his axe and run and catch it before it lands."Second boy says "Oh, yeah? Well, my daddy is a police man. He's so fast, he can fire his gun and outrun the bullet!"Third boy says "That's nothing. MY daddy works for th... Irish man stuck atop a blazing building Fireman shout “jump in the blanket Paddy, just jump in the blanket”Irish man “not likely, you English hate the sight of us Irish, if I jump you’ll pull the blanket away” Irish man “put the blanket on the floor then

It was December 16th, 2017 in the remote Australian Outback town of Larrimah when Paddy Moriarty and his dog Kellie left the local pub and vanished, never to be seen again. As the investigation unfolds, a portrait is painted of this curious town and its 11 eccentric residents, but what ultimately matters is everything that happened before that fateful day. Told in five chapters, this documentary hones in on the most prominent aspects of Larrimah's history and how the town’s once hopeful residents brought about their own demise.Programming descriptions are generated by participants and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of SXSW.DirectorCreditsDirector:Thomas TancredExecutive Producer:Mark Duplass, Mel Eslyn, Jay Duplass, Thomas Tancred, Stephen Cash, Nancy Abraham, Lisa HellerProducer:Sean Bradley, Rebecca SaundersCinematographer:Jesse Gohier-FleetEditor:Nicholas Alden, Thomas Tancred, Chris Donlon, Jody McVeigh-Schultz, Michael X. FloresAdditional Credits:Post Production Supervisor: Gaby Leibowitz, Co-Producer: Will Dowsett, Co-Producer: Shane ReidPrimary AccessPlatinum BadgeFilm & TV BadgeSecondary AccessMusic BadgeInteractive BadgeFilm & TV Festival Wristband

St. Patrick's Day is on Monday, March 17. In the name of all things Irish, we’ve gathered a collection of Paddy-licious St. Patrick’s Day puns that we think are going to shamrock your world. Or, at the very least, deliver a laugh or two. Just ahead, you'll find a total gold mine of clever one-liners and corny jokes to use however you see fit.Need a beer pun to accompany an Instagram post of you and your laddies or lassies enjoying a pint on St. Paddy's? The family enjoying corned beef and cabbage? No worries, you'll find just what you need in the collection below. And, trust us, whichever of these inspired puns you choose, it's sure to get ale, er, all the laughs.If you've noticed all the bad-but-good puns we've thrown in to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, beware, because there are plenty more where those came from. After all, what's St. Paddy's without soda bread, a glass of Guinness and a tongue-in-cheek pun that's — wait for it — lager than life? We've also included some of our favorite Irish-inspired dad jokes to get your eyes a-smiling, like: What do leprechauns put on their decks? Paddy O’ furniture, of course.Feel free to groan because these St. Patrick's Puns are way over the top (of the morning), but that's exactly the point. So, read on, and without further ado, let's get this paddy started!Happy St. Patrick's Day punsWishing you a St. Paddy's that's clover the moon!Irish I was Irish.I'm lucky and I gnome it.Drinking of you this St. Patrick's Day!I'm head clover heels for you.I'm giving you the green light to have a happy St. Paddy's.The grass is always greener on St. Patrick's Day.Officially a gold digger.Have your-elf a merry little St. Paddy's.It's St. Patrick's Day, go a little cloverboard.Suffering from Dublin vision.Tell me, what's wrong with this pitcher?I've got no elf control.You've got fight for your right to paaaaaddy.Dublin down on this St. Patrick's Day celebration!I'm here to paddy.Will you be my Pinch Charming?Irish I was at the pub right now.I mustache you to have a very happy St. Patrick's Day.Lucky you! Ale's well that ends well.I've got déjà brew.Bad Irish puns are just how eye roll.Hoppy St. Patrick's Day!Hope this St. Patrick's Day bowls you clover.You're off your sham-rocker.Funny St. Patrick's Day punsIrish you a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.I only have ice for you.Party until the pint of no return.Don't be elfish, share your pint!Feelin' lucky right meow and I'm not kitten around.Distill my beating heart.Take a pitcher, it'll last longer.Irish I may, Irish I might ...Keep calm and leprechaun.Irish you a very Happy St. Patrick's Day!I'm lager than life.The jig is up!You put me to Seamus. Between a shamrock and a hard place. I've hit shamrock bottom. Happy St. Paddy's to someone who's worth their weight in gold.I was going to get you shamrock tie for St. Paddy's, but decided to get you a rain bow instead.I am so clover it. Short St.

Why are leprechauns shoemakers? They have sole. What do leprechauns drink in the morning? Irish coffee.What do you call leprechauns who pretend to love music? Sham rockers. Why couldn't the leprechaun pay rent? He was a little short. What did the teacher say to the leprechaun after he was caught cheating? Seamus on you. What do leprechauns put on top of presents? Rainbows.Why did the leprechaun study environmental science? He wanted to go green.What happens when leprechauns drink too much? They get lucked up. What do leprechauns put on their decks? Paddy O' furniture.Why do leprechauns make good secretaries? They know shorthand. Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side.How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut. Why did the leprechaun read a self-help book? He had low elf-esteem.How do you hire a leprechaun? Put him on a ladder.Did you hear about the leprechaun who took a bus home after leaving the pub? He had to return it the next day.What do you get when you cross a leprechaun with Jolly Ol' St. Nick? St. O' Claus.What do you call it when two leprechauns have a conversation? Small talk.Did you hear about the leprechaun who went to jail? Now he's a lepre-con.Where do leprechauns play baseball? In the little league.How do leprechauns pay for doctor visits? They have elf care.Why did the leprechaun cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.What do leprechauns grill on St. Patrick's Day? Short ribs.Sarah LemireSarah Lemire is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY based in New York City. She covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.

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