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Those dumb warnings are for men, every single one! They did not put up that sign because a lady pooped in the pool. All those warnings, on medicine, when it says, “Don’t take this if you’re allergic to it, you fucking idiot.” That’s for men! That’s why there’s a man in the crosswalk, so you can go, “Oh, yeah, it’s walking time.” On car commercials, when it says, “This is a professional driver on a closed course,” that’s for men! There’s no woman sitting at home being like, “I gotta buy a Chevy and find a cliff!” So… God made men, and he was like, “I can do better.” And then he made women and he was like, “That’s a little much.” And then he made gay men and he was like, “Yeah, that’s the right one.” “That works way better together. I’ll make lesbians while I’m at it, I’ll give them my carpentry skills.” I love lesbians. I think lesbians are the future. I don’t think they know what’s gonna happen, but I think they’re always prepared for several scenarios. But my favorite fact about lesbians is that for the longest time, no one believed they actually existed. Like, men couldn’t wrap their heads around lesbians, ’cause it didn’t involve a penis. That’s how important they think their penis is. They were like, “A puzzle piece is missing.” Like, gay men, they understood. They didn’t like it, but they were like, “There’s these crazy guys, they like a penis in the butt, and I don’t think about it all the time.”But gay men, they could wrap their heads around that. Lesbians, they were baffled. They were like, “No, it’s two ins, it’s not structurally sound. Believe me, I’m an engineer.” Are there gay men here? That sounds about right. I learned this about myself recently: I hate gay men. Not ’cause of anything you do sexually, very onboard with that, quite impressed. I have tried it once, and not for me. But way to power through. I hate gay men ’cause they’re better at being women than I am. Like, I thought I liked dick, and then I heard a gay guy talk about it, and I was like, “Oh, no, I think it’s just okay.” Gay guys talk about dick the way men wished women talked about dick. Straight men, if you want someone to love your dick, be gay! Gay guys talk about dick the way kids talk about Christmas. They’re like, “Is it here yet? Can I open it?” Women, we talk about dick the way Jews talk about Christmas. We’re like, “The music is nice, but I don’t think it needs to start in October. Also, holiday’s over, let’s wrap it up, it’s wintertime.”I do think this is the crux of a lot of our problems. I think men– I think you think your penis is more important to us than it is. It’s important to you, and it should be, it’s yours, but we

Download Article Make queer connections without traveling far from home Download Article Trying to find gay guys to date or become friends with in a small town can be difficult, but luckily, there are tons of online groups and activities that can create a sense of queer community. From dating apps to forums and chat rooms, the internet has a plethora of safe spaces for you to explore. If you’re safely able to, you can also visit other towns or cities that host LGBTQ+ events or start your own gay pride club. We spoke with licensed psychologist Ketari Berasi and matchmaker Lauren Sanders to find the best ways to meet gay guys when you’re living in a small town.Meeting Gay Guys Near YouJoin an LGBTQ+ dating app or website like Grindr.Find gay social media groups on Facebook or Instagram.Look for gay-friendly clubs on Meetup.Join an online LGBTQ+ forum or chat room.Visit gay bars, clubs, or lounges in other cities or towns. Matchmaker and dating coach Lauren Sanders says “There are several ways to meet other members of the LGBTQ+ community. One of the best ways is via LGBTQ+ centered dating apps.”[1] Some of the most popular apps for gay men include Grindr, Scruff, GROWLR, and Archer.[2]Other apps include MenNation, Adam4Adam, eHarmony, OkCupid, or JACK’D.If you meet someone online, try to have your first in-person interaction in a public area and send the address to a friend you can trust.Advertisement Whether you’re looking for love or community, Sanders also recommends trying to find LGBTQ+ Facebook groups.[3] Instagram, Twitter, and other social media sites might also have groups where you can meet gay guys online. Search for the word “gay” plus the name of your town to find openly queer users in your area.If you have an Instagram and you're looking for gay men in Idaho, for example, you could search "gay Rexburg Idaho."If there aren’t any groups in your area, try searching for groups in a nearby town or city. Verified Meetup groups can be a great place to engage in a hobby you enjoy while meeting gay people in your area. Whether you’re into D&D, board games, meditation, hiking, or sports, Meetup might be a good place to meet gay men and other queer individuals.[4]You might also be able to find LGBTQ-friendly Facebook groups for activities.AdvertisementJoin a gay online chat room or chat on a forum. Chat rooms or forums can be a quick way to talk with other gay men and post questions you have about the queer community. Search for chat rooms and forums focused on your area or join a general LGBTQ chat room to find advice about meeting gay men in small towns.Some forums include Reddit

Straight.That being said, I have had straight guys come on to me quite a few times. It has been guys who I was good friends with and I guess they figured they could talk to me about their weird fantasies and stuff and trust me not to go off telling. I think most people are curious to some extent and I guess when they get to be good friends with me they find it easy to talk to me. Especially after a few beers and stuff. But here's what I tell them. I have always told them that I am not the gay guy that they get to try that with. I actually feel bad after telling them that because I don't want to hurt their feelings. But at the same time I think them doing something with me and then wondering what would happen after it is over would be miles worse. And this may sound corny too, but I only have sex with people I'm in love with and who love me back. I know that's just something freaky these days, but I have made a pledge to myself. But I also feel that guilt you're feeling when I turn them down. I always tell them that it's not because they're ugly, nasty, freaky, or whatever but just because I value their friendship and respect too much. I also respect myself more than just being a freaky sex monster.Now, that being said... I know that I am very different from most gay people. I also know that a lot of straight people try to demonize gay people for being easy, but I have seen the straight community just as danged easy if not worse. I guess being in a majority kind of clouds ones perception of what's going on around them sometimes. But also keep in mind, that he is another dude. Us gay people have the same over and beyond sex drive that straight guys do. And it can get kind of hard to control it (why God made masturbation). And if you are cute then the guy probably just went a little overboard. Plus maybe the idea of a challenge made it even more tempting for him. And if alcohol was involved, YIKES!!!If this guy is not a jerk (which is also a possibility to consider) then I would just talk to him and apologize. Just let him know that you are straight, have no intention of messing around with a dude, but you respect him and don't want to let drawing a steadfast line not to cross get in the way of you guys having fun around each other. Let him know that you are